Not as bad as Shrek's history but here we go......
1.Pug 306 1.9TD
2.Mk 6 Escort 1.6 16v
3.Honda Civic 1.5 ESI 16v
4.Mk 3 Golf with 1.6 conversion
5.Mk3 Astra GSI Rep with 2.0 8v
6.Rover 216 (Bad choice but had no choice lol)
7.Vauxhall vectra 1.6 16v
8.Toyoya Celica 1.8 16v ST (write off due to some wanker)
9.Toyota Celica 1.8 16v SR 120BHP
10.Toyota Celica GT-Four WRC 2.0 16v turbo
Not a bad car list for 8 years of driving....