a neighbour at my mums house used to stare at me when i was servicing car, shaking his head all time and tutting as he did gardening, you know because i couldn't and didnt WANT to take it to a garage like mr brand new bag of shit volvo,
so one day i said DO YOU WANNA STARE AT ME WHILE I WORK ON YOUR WIFE!!!!
HAHAHA, SILLY BARSTEWARD JUST STORMED INSIDE.
needless to say he never stared again.
tank fuck em mate, there nosey busy bodies with nothing interesting to do in their lifes, they be like "look at him with tatoo's souping his car up, probably one of them drug dealing types"
next time when NEIGHBOUR NOB HEAD (i like that name) is cutting his privot on road side, say hey you i hope your insured to use that trimmer on public ground and i hope your disposing of every single one of those leaves in the correct recycling manner because if not your getting a BIG SCARY LETTER!!!! PAHAHHAHAH DICK HEADS